The Horny Toad Guest House (Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin)

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The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

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Overview

Beachfront guest house on Simpson Bay with fully equipped kitchens and daily Happy Hour gatherings

Amenities

The Horny Toad Guest House is located directly on Simpson Bay Beach and offers a BBQ pavilion where guests gather for a daily Happy Hour. The property includes a sun terrace, garden, and outdoor furniture with sun loungers and umbrellas. Car hire and complimentary parking are available on-site, and the tour desk can arrange local excursions.

Rooms

Each accommodation is individually decorated and furnished, with a fully equipped kitchen that includes an oven, microwave, toaster, and coffee machine. All units have a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a private patio or balcony with sea views. Bed linen and towels are provided, and daily maid service keeps the rooms clean.

Location

The Horny Toad Guest House is a few steps from Simpson Bay Beach and within walking distance of restaurants, bars, and a grocery store. Kim Sha Beach is minutes away, and Mullet Bay Golf Course is a 2-minute drive. Princess Juliana International Airport is 1 km from the property.

Dining & Entertainment

Guests can use the BBQ facilities to cook meals on the private patio, and the daily Happy Hour offers a chance to socialize with other guests. Nearby restaurants within walking distance include The Palms and Vesna Taverna, and Cafe Atlantico is a short walk for breakfast. The beachfront location provides access to snorkeling and windsurfing activities.

Family & Activities

The guest house offers family-friendly accommodations with kitchen facilities for preparing meals, and board games and puzzles are available. The property has a fitness center and direct beach access for swimming and sunbathing. Grocery deliveries can be arranged, and the tour desk helps plan family outings.

Beachfront: Directly on Simpson Bay Beach, steps from the water
Rooms: Individually decorated suites with sea views and full kitchens
BBQ & Happy Hour: Shared BBQ pavilion with daily sunset gatherings
Location: 1 km from airport, walking distance to dining and shops
Activities: Snorkeling, windsurfing, and golf nearby
Parking: Free on-site parking and car hire available

Good to know

Check-in/Check-out

from 15:00-21:00

from 08:00-11:00

Amenities

Public parking is possible on site for free.

Wireless internet is available in for free.

Other information

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Building

Number of rooms:8

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Rooms and availability

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King Suite

Max:

2 persons
Bed options:

1 King Size Bed

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Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi

Free parking

Baggage storage

24-hour services

Food/ Drinks

Outdoor dining area

Laundry

Kitchen facilities

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Check-in/ Check-out

VIP check-in/ -out

Sports & Fitness

Golf course

Services

Housekeeping
Car rental
Laundry
Tours/Ticket assistance
Grocery shopping service

Dining

Outdoor dining area

Children

Board games

Spa & Leisure

Beach access
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Sun terrace
Garden area
BBQ facilities

Room view

Sea view
Ocean view

Room features

Air conditioning
Soundproofed rooms
Patio
Terrace
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Dining table
Ironing facilities

Self-catering

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

AM/FM alarm clock

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Essential information about The Horny Toad Guest House

💵 Lowest room price	171 US$
📏 Distance to center	1.0 mi
✈️ Distance to airport	2.1 mi
🧳 Nearest airport	Princess Juliana International, sxm

Location

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A

City landmarks
Nearby
Restaurants

Landmark

Brown Pelicans

100 yd

Landmark

Pelican Key

200 yd

Landmark

Sint Maarten Pub Crawl

100 yd

Night club

Avantika

200 yd

Beach

Maho Beach

1.3 mi

Beach

Kim Sha Beach

200 yd

Casinos

Hollywood Casino

200 yd

Store

Carrefour Market

1.1 mi

Casinos

Paradise Casino

200 yd

Landmark

Burgeaux Bay

1.1 mi

Landmark

Simpson Bay Lagoon

1.1 mi

Landmark

Friendly Island Pharmacy

1.2 mi

Landmark

Cheri's Cafe

1.3 mi

Landmark

Tropicana Princess Casino

1.3 mi

Landmark

Seaside Nature Park

1.6 mi

Night club

Sky Beach

1.3 mi

Marina

Port la Royale Marina

1.9 mi

Landmark

Kidsworld-SXM

1.5 mi

Harbor

Marigot Market

2.2 mi

Beach

Mullet Bay Beach

1.7 mi

Landmark

Maho

1.5 mi

Landmark

St Maarten Things to do

1.6 mi

Beach

Cay Bay

1.6 mi

Landmark

Back Bay

1.7 mi

Landmark

Fort Louis

2.4 mi

Casinos

Casino Royale

2.3 mi

Beach

Simpson Bay Beach

3.1 mi

Church

Mary Star of the Sea Church

100 yd

Mall

Le Grand Marche

100 yd

Restaurant

Haize Chinese Restaurant

100 yd

Restaurant

The Tides Restaurant and Bar

100 yd

Restaurant

Boca Marina

100 yd

Restaurant

Sublime

100 yd

Restaurant

The Boon Beach Bar

100 yd

Restaurant

Maya

100 yd

Restaurant

Pollos Hermanos SXM

100 yd

Restaurant

Dinghy Dock Sailors Bar

100 yd

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FAQ about The Horny Toad Guest House

Which popular attractions are located near the The Horny Toad Guest House?

Staying at the The Horny Toad Guest House, you shouldn't miss Simpson Bay's main attractions, such as Bobby's Marina (700 feet from the property), Marigot Market (2.1 miles) as well as Tropicana Princess Casino, which is 1.3 miles away.

What popular attractions are closest to The Horny Toad Guest House?

Guests of The Horny Toad Guest House can visit Le Grand Marche (700 feet from the accommodation), or Mary Star of the Sea Church placed 5 minutes' walk away.

Is there free parking in the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House?

Yes, at the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House a car park is provided on site for free.

What are the recommended dining options during the stay at the aparthotel?

Unfortunately, the aparthotel doesn't have on-site restaurants, but guests can dine in Abu Ghazi Shwarma and Burger King restaurants placed within a 5-minute walk from the property.

What is check-in and check-out time at the hotel?

Guests of the hotel can check in from 3 PM to 9 PM and check out from 8 AM.

How much does a room at the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House cost?

The prices at the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House start from $171.

What payment methods are accepted in the The Horny Toad Guest House?

Payment methods in the The Horny Toad Guest House include:

сash
Mastercard
Visa

What kinds of rooms does the 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House offer?

The 3-star The Horny Toad Guest House offers such room types as One-Bedroom King Suite, Superior Suite, and Deluxe Suite.

Which facilities are offered in the rooms of the Simpson Bay aparthotel?

Each room at the Simpson Bay aparthotel is thoughtfully equipped with an air conditioner to ensure a comfortable stay. Guests' average rating for comfort is 9.7/10.