The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

Beachfront guest house on Simpson Bay with fully equipped kitchens and daily Happy Hour gatherings

Amenities

The Horny Toad Guest House is located directly on Simpson Bay Beach and offers a BBQ pavilion where guests gather for a daily Happy Hour. The property includes a sun terrace, garden, and outdoor furniture with sun loungers and umbrellas. Car hire and complimentary parking are available on-site, and the tour desk can arrange local excursions.

Rooms

Each accommodation is individually decorated and furnished, with a fully equipped kitchen that includes an oven, microwave, toaster, and coffee machine. All units have a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a private patio or balcony with sea views. Bed linen and towels are provided, and daily maid service keeps the rooms clean.

Location

The Horny Toad Guest House is a few steps from Simpson Bay Beach and within walking distance of restaurants, bars, and a grocery store. Kim Sha Beach is minutes away, and Mullet Bay Golf Course is a 2-minute drive. Princess Juliana International Airport is 0.5 miles from the property.

Dining & Entertainment

Guests can use the BBQ facilities to cook meals on the private patio, and the daily Happy Hour offers a chance to socialize with other guests. Nearby restaurants within walking distance include The Palms and Vesna Taverna, and Cafe Atlantico is a short walk for breakfast. The beachfront location provides access to snorkeling and windsurfing activities.

Family & Activities

The guest house offers family-friendly accommodations with kitchen facilities for preparing meals, and board games and puzzles are available. The property has a fitness center and direct beach access for swimming and sunbathing. Grocery deliveries can be arranged, and the tour desk helps plan family outings.

• Beachfront: Directly on Simpson Bay Beach, steps from the water
• Rooms: Individually decorated suites with sea views and full kitchens
• BBQ & Happy Hour: Shared BBQ pavilion with daily sunset gatherings
• Location: 0.5 miles from airport, walking distance to dining and shops
• Activities: Snorkeling, windsurfing, and golf nearby
• Parking: Free on-site parking and car hire available